I wish I had my shit together before you died, you filthy old bastard. If I had my shit together then, I would have ended you. Make no mistake, you would have begged for death.
It's bad enough that you did it to my mother. It wasn't enough to spread your damage to one generation was it? Had to take liberties with the grandkids too, didn't you?
Thank fucking God that you never reproduced.
For the record, the reason they replaced your headstone is because I kicked it over so many fucking times.